Halloween is not my holiday, regardless of what you may have learned about the gays and Halloween from various TV shows ("It's like gay Christmas!" >_< Parks & Recreation). Picking out a costume is way too trying on my patience, period. All I know for sure right now is that a blonde wig is in my possession and I am not going as Marilyn Monroe. Enter some inspiration-board-age - I'm thinking either Kurt Cobain if Kurt Cobain had been the type to date Winona Ryder in 1990 or Aughties Ashley Olsen. Grungy, punky, a little bit confused. It'll be all right.
