Did you know I self-published a book? Sometimes I See the Sky: Scenes From a Year in China is a pictorial essay I concocted two months ago that'll be available exclusively at Artifacts here in Cville. Next Friday (a week from tomorrow >_<;) I'll be having a lil' book party, signing copies and being fabulous from 6-8pm. Mark your calendars and stop by! (Full details below). Accompanying the book release will be an exhibit of select photos, sort of like the above selections for this post except fancier. I've had my outfit planned out for about three weeks so even if you could care less about China you should stop by to revel in my gayness. It should also be noted that every copy will be custom autographed by moi, so each customer gets a personalized love note - even people I don't know! Por ejemplo:
"Dear Kevin,
It means so much to me that you bought my book. I'm totally crying on the inside. No! Don't be upset for making me cry, it's ok. It's just I've been really emotional lately, what with the new baby and everything. Oh, wait, I don't have a baby. I guess it must be menopause. Thanks again, let's be best friends. I'll find you on Facebook. You can't stop me. Hugs!"
See! I'm going to be really successful. P.S. Want a free copy? Find out how, next week!
BOOK PARTY!
Artifacts
111 4th St. NE
(off the downtown mall)
10/07/2011
6-8PM
