File under: coulda woulda shoulda. This extra-long Astrid Andersen basketball tank would've been great for the Met Gala, with just some silky black trunks (preferably cut from a diaper pattern) underneath and an OTK (that's over-the-knee, nubes) Rick Owens meel. Amiright? Me and Chloë Sevigny would've shut it down like only ex-sisterwives know how and then obviously we'd have had lots of cool the sex with not blind male models!
